Thursday, May 5, 2011


Questions Kian has asked since I picked him up from school:
Fleas live on dogs, do fleas live on people?

Do fleas bite? Mosquitoes bite. They bite with their nose, it's sharp like a nail. They suck a little bit of blood. Does blood go through your heart? Should you go in the bath tub when a tornado comes? Can a tornado pick up a child? What color is a tornado? Can a tornado be a different color? A little twister can just go through your house and mess things up. It smells like Zombie perfume...are you wearing Zombie perfume?

Does your heart have a smile. Like a real smile? What happens to your heart when you cry? What about when you throw up? Does your heart beat faster? When you run, your heart beats faster. That's called racing. Your heart races.  What's a heart attack? Do they have to cut your body open? A headache is when your brain really hurts.  When you fall down on the sidewalk, blood will come out right? If you are running and fall down you can crack your head right open and blood will come out?

What are those yellow flowers in the lawn? What are the white ones?

This all happened between the hour of 1:40 and 2:40...yikes! I'm exhausted...Yet somehow he is the one laying down on the couch. YAWN, he says, "Boy. I'm tired, I'm going to lay down on the couch for a little while".

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